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A lot of lemon...


YOU'VE BEEN WARNED TWICE.






Pick 12 random slashable characters in any order:


Yes, I'm obsessed in Suikoden.


01- Kyril
02- Lazlo (Gah, I hate this name. I call him Laz most of time...)
03- Flare
04- Corselia
05- Millay
06- Kyle
07- Kika
08- Hervey
09- Sigurd
10- Luc
11- Lym
12- Miakis

Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!


Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
I'm the one who gonna strike him!

Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Prince. Viva lolicon-incest >_>

Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Grrrrr, hard hard. Millay because I could meet Laz as well.

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
KYRILLLL~

12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Oh no oh no oh no. I have a clear image of them but... "M-mou, Lazlo-kuuun~"
I'VE BEEN A PERVEEEERT.

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Surprisingly, he's one of the only characters from this show I haven't seen porn of yet. Rest assured that I have been looking for it though.

Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Sigurd... he has been doing it a lot with Hervey.

When 12 masturbates, he or she thinks about...
Prince.

What is 11's favorite sex toy?
None are needed.

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Miakis/Kika/Kyril... Fuck, Kyril, you're lucky guy.
Errm, because it has Kika, I would want to read it!

Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Lazlo. Such a sexy boy.

If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Lym-Flare... Wow, Princesses Love Affair.

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Kika and Millay. It cannot be greater... *nosebleeds*  Kika'd tell Millay to show how Lazlo always does 'it' on Millay-chan.

Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Sweet golden honey. Oh my~

8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Hervey on Corselia... FUCK, HERVEY, YOU'RE REALLY A LOLICON!

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Bonding.

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he/she had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Hervey naked and willing on my bed... I'll make sure Nacchan isn't around otherwise she'll kill us, haha.
Millay and Hervey... Millay'd just shout at Hervey telling him to get out.

What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Luc and Corselia...
Too bad I cannot laugh recently... MY GOD, I MEAN, LUC AND CORSELIA?

10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Luc's eternal love for Sigurd... "I Love Being In A Pirate" on his chest.

Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Laz writing Kyle/Lym erotic fic...
He'll think, "HA! Take that, Frey, your cute little sister's been seduced by your lover."

If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Herv's horny guy... He'll just *censored* Laz on the spot.